I've Found The Loch Ness Monster

He lives in my toilet and his name is Walter. Notice how the head is a different texture from his body and it clearly has eyes? What a bizarre poop and I'm more revolted than anything by it. I've had a terrible head cold and have only eaten stuffed crust pizza and Dayquil for the last week so maybe I just hallucinated the whole thing.

Lumpy McGee

Nothing to say about this one, really. It's so far from a snake it might as well be a pile of bricks.

Not the most impressive, but still

This is one of those anaconda sized shits that could probably swallow you whole if it chose to come alive. Unfortunately by the time I got a photo, it had sunk down pretty far, leaving only its tail exposed. Next time...