I'm just carrying this blog by myself

I'm not sure that that's a good thing though, or what kind of comment it makes on my character, but here it is. I think this one should be called "The Hydra." Sure, it only has three heads, instead of the tradition five, but I think my asshole might have said it breathed fire...

Plop.

I was in midtown Manhattan, running some errands, and having lunch with old friends today. As I got ready to leave and head home, it started raining. Not terribly hard, but hard enough to slow me down considerably. As I got downtown, towards the bridge, I felt the terrible need to pee, so bad I wished I could pee while biking, or pee of the bridge, or on the sidewalk. When I got home, I immediately stripped off all my soaking wet clothes, got in a towel, ran to the bathroom, and did this. I'm pretty proud of it. I don't think any high quality camera could have accurately captured its glimmer. It was love at first sight/squat. Have a marvelous day.

I took this today

I took this today while working in my studio. The bathrooms on that floor are a little tricky, since there's 4 of them, and the signs have been painted over on all of them, so it's hard to guess who or what will be in there at any time. I took this masterpiece which took me a good 7 minutes to pass, wipe, and photograph. The lighting is really shitty, and I will probably try to find an old digital camera for this blog. I don't remember what I ate yesterday that created this mess, a lot of cashews I know, but other than that? I had a vegan donut. I was so proud of this little stinker (not sinker though, he sort of floated) that I left it there for whoever came in next to marvel in its greatness. I hope they appreciated it as much as I did. I think I feel a poop coming on.

My First Poo

Being new to this blog how excited was I when after receiving my invite I felt a rumbly in my tumbly? This is by no means my most impressive fecal delivery, but it will do. I believe this turd comes courtesy of last nights dinner: 1lb. ribeye steak and garlic mashed potatoes. It's hard to gauge size but if you will notice the length of the poo is almost equivalent to the handle of the toilet scrubber. I look forward to comparing shits with my fellow members of the Poo Crew.

THE PRETZEL

Possibly the poo that started it all, this one is called The Pretzel, and I'm still in awe of the power to create such a poo out of one person. I took a nice one and got up and looked down and was amazed to see what lay underneath me. Such a shaped masterpiece truly changed my opinion on the existence of god forever.

First post

Hey guys,

so I've been thinking of good ways to get better pictures of turds.
1. Before you push it out put some toilet paper in the water first so the poop lands on top of it.
2. Put a finger or a hand on top of the water next to your feces so we can get a good feeling of the size.
3. Eat it


This has been one of my favorite sites for years, enjoy:
http://www.urinalpoop.net/
Unfortunately they took most of the pictures down recently :(

oh and for good measure, I found this online and it is INSANELY AWESOME!

Fritz - First entry.

This isn't the best photo of poo ever, but this one hurt so much that I actually ran back to my room to grab my laptop and take a picture with photo booth. This was from a while ago, I've been saving photos for this blog since Thanksgiving. The problem I've found with photos of poop is that since I'm using a laptop or cell phone as a camera, the perspective gets a little fucked up and makes the poop always look smaller than it was in real life. This thing was the size (and rough shape) of my fucking fist, and felt exactly like that when passing. Have a good day, and a smooth stool.

Let's get the ball rolling...

Dave Rada and I thought of the website name while on the train into the city with Drew Johnson. Plopspot.Blogspot. How beautiful?!? But let's cut the shit and post some pictures of it already! Am I right?!

"Squirrel-Tail"

"Fool's Gold"

So it begins!

So, I have a cell phone. This may not seem relevant to a poop (b)log, but it is because having a cell phone made me have the idea to take pictures of my poop. I was sitting in a college dorm when I took the longest log of my life, of course I messed up the photo op and dropped the phone in the toilet which caused me to be phoneless for a week and also be afraid I touched my own poop (I don't think I did). So, I have a cell phone, and now I have a poop (b)log with friends. Here is today's poop:


It was a single log in my downstairs bathroom at my house. Ever since I went vegan, my poops have been predominately single logs, so here's hoping at least someone else has diarrhea so this (b)log isn't just poops that look like snakes.