A two parter.

Once upon a time, my friend old friend Stewart needed a new pair of jeans, since he only had one pair of non-shorts pants for the impending New York winter. We went to a stair for him to try stuff on, and finally found something he wanted, when both of us were struck by a need to shit. Immediately. We ran around the store looking for a bathroom, and were told that the only bathroom nearby was in the neighboring Starbucks. We ran over there, only to have to wait in line for the next 5-10 minutes behind a half dozen people. Finally Stewart goes in, while the lady behind me strikes up a conversation. When it's my turn, I find Stewart has left me a gift in the form of this:I'm never one to back away from a challenge, so instead of flushing down the gift he left me, I do the absolute MOST logical thing. I go on top of his shit. And you're wondering, of course, what the result is? Well, here you go!I have done very few tag team shits in my life, but I doubt any more that I could do would top this. Also, I didn't flush, just because I was hoping the lady behind me would find this as funny as Stewart and I did. Who knows, maybe she joined in on the joke.

First post in a long time!

Sorry for having not updated in forever, we all just lost steam out of nowhere, and that is poor blogging etiquette, something I/we will try to rectify in the future. Today's post has the award of being the messiest shit I've ever taken, I think. At least so far in my life, this is one of the more ridiculous poops I've ever plopped. Tell me what you guys think!

I've Found The Loch Ness Monster

He lives in my toilet and his name is Walter. Notice how the head is a different texture from his body and it clearly has eyes? What a bizarre poop and I'm more revolted than anything by it. I've had a terrible head cold and have only eaten stuffed crust pizza and Dayquil for the last week so maybe I just hallucinated the whole thing.

Lumpy McGee

Nothing to say about this one, really. It's so far from a snake it might as well be a pile of bricks.

Not the most impressive, but still

This is one of those anaconda sized shits that could probably swallow you whole if it chose to come alive. Unfortunately by the time I got a photo, it had sunk down pretty far, leaving only its tail exposed. Next time...

I'm just carrying this blog by myself

I'm not sure that that's a good thing though, or what kind of comment it makes on my character, but here it is. I think this one should be called "The Hydra." Sure, it only has three heads, instead of the tradition five, but I think my asshole might have said it breathed fire...

Plop.

I was in midtown Manhattan, running some errands, and having lunch with old friends today. As I got ready to leave and head home, it started raining. Not terribly hard, but hard enough to slow me down considerably. As I got downtown, towards the bridge, I felt the terrible need to pee, so bad I wished I could pee while biking, or pee of the bridge, or on the sidewalk. When I got home, I immediately stripped off all my soaking wet clothes, got in a towel, ran to the bathroom, and did this. I'm pretty proud of it. I don't think any high quality camera could have accurately captured its glimmer. It was love at first sight/squat. Have a marvelous day.

I took this today

I took this today while working in my studio. The bathrooms on that floor are a little tricky, since there's 4 of them, and the signs have been painted over on all of them, so it's hard to guess who or what will be in there at any time. I took this masterpiece which took me a good 7 minutes to pass, wipe, and photograph. The lighting is really shitty, and I will probably try to find an old digital camera for this blog. I don't remember what I ate yesterday that created this mess, a lot of cashews I know, but other than that? I had a vegan donut. I was so proud of this little stinker (not sinker though, he sort of floated) that I left it there for whoever came in next to marvel in its greatness. I hope they appreciated it as much as I did. I think I feel a poop coming on.

My First Poo

Being new to this blog how excited was I when after receiving my invite I felt a rumbly in my tumbly? This is by no means my most impressive fecal delivery, but it will do. I believe this turd comes courtesy of last nights dinner: 1lb. ribeye steak and garlic mashed potatoes. It's hard to gauge size but if you will notice the length of the poo is almost equivalent to the handle of the toilet scrubber. I look forward to comparing shits with my fellow members of the Poo Crew.

THE PRETZEL

Possibly the poo that started it all, this one is called The Pretzel, and I'm still in awe of the power to create such a poo out of one person. I took a nice one and got up and looked down and was amazed to see what lay underneath me. Such a shaped masterpiece truly changed my opinion on the existence of god forever.

First post

Hey guys,

so I've been thinking of good ways to get better pictures of turds.
1. Before you push it out put some toilet paper in the water first so the poop lands on top of it.
2. Put a finger or a hand on top of the water next to your feces so we can get a good feeling of the size.
3. Eat it


This has been one of my favorite sites for years, enjoy:
http://www.urinalpoop.net/
Unfortunately they took most of the pictures down recently :(

oh and for good measure, I found this online and it is INSANELY AWESOME!

Fritz - First entry.

This isn't the best photo of poo ever, but this one hurt so much that I actually ran back to my room to grab my laptop and take a picture with photo booth. This was from a while ago, I've been saving photos for this blog since Thanksgiving. The problem I've found with photos of poop is that since I'm using a laptop or cell phone as a camera, the perspective gets a little fucked up and makes the poop always look smaller than it was in real life. This thing was the size (and rough shape) of my fucking fist, and felt exactly like that when passing. Have a good day, and a smooth stool.

Let's get the ball rolling...

Dave Rada and I thought of the website name while on the train into the city with Drew Johnson. Plopspot.Blogspot. How beautiful?!? But let's cut the shit and post some pictures of it already! Am I right?!

"Squirrel-Tail"

"Fool's Gold"

So it begins!

So, I have a cell phone. This may not seem relevant to a poop (b)log, but it is because having a cell phone made me have the idea to take pictures of my poop. I was sitting in a college dorm when I took the longest log of my life, of course I messed up the photo op and dropped the phone in the toilet which caused me to be phoneless for a week and also be afraid I touched my own poop (I don't think I did). So, I have a cell phone, and now I have a poop (b)log with friends. Here is today's poop:


It was a single log in my downstairs bathroom at my house. Ever since I went vegan, my poops have been predominately single logs, so here's hoping at least someone else has diarrhea so this (b)log isn't just poops that look like snakes.