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the Poop avenger

We are putting poo back on the map. this if the first one back in a while, here it is

A two parter.

Once upon a time, my friend old friend Stewart needed a new pair of jeans, since he only had one pair of non-shorts pants for the impending New York winter. We went to a stair for him to try stuff on, and finally found something he wanted, when both of us were struck by a need to shit. Immediately. We ran around the store looking for a bathroom, and were told that the only bathroom nearby was in the neighboring Starbucks. We ran over there, only to have to wait in line for the next 5-10 minutes behind a half dozen people. Finally Stewart goes in, while the lady behind me strikes up a conversation. When it's my turn, I find Stewart has left me a gift in the form of this:I'm never one to back away from a challenge, so instead of flushing down the gift he left me, I do the absolute MOST logical thing. I go on top of his shit. And you're wondering, of course, what the result is? Well, here you go!I have done very few tag team shits in my life, but I doubt any more that I could do would top this. Also, I didn't flush, just because I was hoping the lady behind me would find this as funny as Stewart and I did. Who knows, maybe she joined in on the joke.

First post in a long time!

Sorry for having not updated in forever, we all just lost steam out of nowhere, and that is poor blogging etiquette, something I/we will try to rectify in the future. Today's post has the award of being the messiest shit I've ever taken, I think. At least so far in my life, this is one of the more ridiculous poops I've ever plopped. Tell me what you guys think!

I've Found The Loch Ness Monster

He lives in my toilet and his name is Walter. Notice how the head is a different texture from his body and it clearly has eyes? What a bizarre poop and I'm more revolted than anything by it. I've had a terrible head cold and have only eaten stuffed crust pizza and Dayquil for the last week so maybe I just hallucinated the whole thing.

Lumpy McGee

Nothing to say about this one, really. It's so far from a snake it might as well be a pile of bricks.

Not the most impressive, but still

This is one of those anaconda sized shits that could probably swallow you whole if it chose to come alive. Unfortunately by the time I got a photo, it had sunk down pretty far, leaving only its tail exposed. Next time...